That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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