whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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