Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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