let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
dude i'm inner monologue high
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
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