Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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