Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
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