Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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