on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Let's paint friendship bongs
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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