do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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