Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
i came on her dog
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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