I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
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