She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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