Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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