would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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