Ketchup is God's man juice
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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