If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
It's like God shit irony all over that family
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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