I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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