These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
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