she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
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