when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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