Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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