Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Randomize
