I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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