i just google imaged poop.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
