Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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