Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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