he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
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