Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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