So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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