being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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