Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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