if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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