rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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