in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
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