Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
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