awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
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