we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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