i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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