Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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