Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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