I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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