You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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