didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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