Even water is tasting like jack daniels
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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