Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Randomize
