whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
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