Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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