You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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