Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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