I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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